Quotes
My collection of quotes--however funny, stupid, interesting, thought-provoking, clichéd, or inspiring they are, I hope you find one that brightens up your day! ^.^
"If a man wants to lead the orchestra, he must turn his back on the crowd."
-Anonymous (I think)
"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."
-Voltaire
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other %*#^$@& die for his."
-General George Patton
"A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood."
-General George Patton
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
-Mark Twain (author of Tom Sawyer and other classics)
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
-Winston Churchill
"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame."
-Benjamin Franklin
"Love is friendship set on fire."
-Jeremy Taylor
"The truth is more important than the facts."
-Frank Lloyd Wright
"Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein."
-H. Jackson Brown
"Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate."
-Anonymous
"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
-Soren Aabye Kierkegaard(
submitted by mari)
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
-Galileo Galilei(
submitted by mari)
"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."
-George Burns
"By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it."
-George Burns
"And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."
-Abraham Lincoln
"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
-Agatha Christie
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
-Emo Philips
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
-Eleanor Roosevelt
"Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows."
-Helen Keller
"Look at everything as if you were seeing it either for the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory."
-Betty Smith (American novelist and playwright)
"Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction."
-Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (French aviator, writer)
"Vision and determination change the world, redefining what is possible."
-Anonymous(maybe)
"Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joy, and dividing our grief."
-Joseph Addison
